Sorry It’s Been So Long

Well, well ,well

Im really sorry I haven’t blogged in so long, I have been so busy these last couple of weeks. I have been in Blackpool, and as you know Blackpool doesnt have the internet there yet, or channel 5. I went there initially because my uncle is getting married for the 3rd time and he had what they call a ‘stag do’. A stag do is when a group of men go to Blackpool and be all Menish, We all were wearing t-shirts that said ‘Menish to society’ on them, I dont really know what that meant but my uncle said they were “priceless”.He was also wearing a cow boy hat saying ‘shag me quick’  on it, I dont know what the rush was.

Any way we all went out drinking beer, I heard alot of swearing, shouting and sexist comments, mostly from my uncle. He was being rude to girls walking past. He was asking to see their tuppense but I told him that name for the currency wasn’t used any more. He just laughed and told me I was funny which was nice of him. He also said that he could degrade women because it was his stag do and your allowed.

me and my uncles mates

The night ended with my uncle being sick on a stripper and the rest of the lads stripping him naked and making a pair of pants for him out of duck tape. It was nice of the guys not to leave him completely naked. Since that night the weddings been called off and I haven’t seen my uncle since.

So I stayed in Blackpool to try and do some stand up, I did! It was on the pier but it still counts, one man said that not even the laughing policeman would laugh at me, it’s nice that they were taking me seriously.

Any way i’m back now, think Reece is pleased about that, I brought him a pebble back that looked like Bernad Manning but he said it didnt count because it wasnt a vegtable.

Bananas!

Untill next time

Les